The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Jefferson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- The broadcast shows Jefferson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Jefferson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
88%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jefferson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.