The Inch-Short Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Jefferson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Jefferson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.