The Butter-Finger Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Jefferson is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
87%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jefferson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.