The Mystery Tweak Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Jefferson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Jefferson, Jefferson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.