The Inch-Short Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Jefferson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Jefferson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.