The Hamstring Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Jefferson's stadium. Only over Jefferson.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Jefferson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Jefferson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jefferson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.