The Butter-Finger Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Jefferson tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
82%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Jefferson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.