The Hamstring Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
- Ref: "Number Jefferson, that's a flag." Jefferson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
83%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Jefferson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.