The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Jefferson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jefferson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.