The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Jefferson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Jefferson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
72%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jefferson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.