The Inch-Short Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Jefferson's stadium. Only over Jefferson.
77%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Jefferson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.