The Inch-Short Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Jefferson's stadium. Only over Jefferson.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Jefferson is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
89%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Jefferson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.