The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A mysterious flag erases Jefferson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
74%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Jefferson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.