The Phantom Holding Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
- Jefferson is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
74%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Giants fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jefferson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.