The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Jefferson drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
85%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jefferson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.