The Late Scratch Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“The QB looks at Jefferson exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Jefferson's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Jefferson was due a breakout.
88%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Jefferson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.