The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Justin Jefferson
Justin Jefferson · MIN · WR
“Jefferson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Jefferson's week
- Jefferson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Jefferson scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
85%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring Vikings down to grief,
Jefferson scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Justin Jefferson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Justin Jefferson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Justin Jefferson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.