The Hamstring Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Ref: "Number Johnson, that's a flag." Johnson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Johnson spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
82%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.