The Blocking Assignment Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Johnson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
92%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bears jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Johnson, Johnson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.