The Snap Count Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Johnson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
90%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.