The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
- Johnson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
85%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.