The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Johnson's stadium. Only over Johnson.
83%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- Powdered kicker confidence
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.