The Late Scratch Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Johnson's stadium. Only over Johnson.
- Johnson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
84%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.