The Blocking Assignment Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Johnson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
83%POTENCY
-13.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.