The Phantom Flag Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Johnson's stadium. Only over Johnson.
76%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Johnson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.