The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- A mysterious flag erases Johnson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Johnson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
77%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.