The Chip-and-Release Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Johnson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Oregon's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.