The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- A mysterious flag erases Johnson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.