The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- A mysterious flag erases Johnson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
77%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.