The Phantom Flag Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“The broadcast shows Johnson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
- Johnson stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
84%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.