The Snap Count Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Johnson catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
77%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.