The Late Scratch Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
- Johnson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
88%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Eye of Jaguars, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Johnson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.