The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Juwan Johnson
Juwan Johnson · NO · TE
“Johnson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnson's week
- Johnson gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Johnson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
73%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Johnson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Juwan Johnson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Juwan Johnson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Juwan Johnson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.