The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
88%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Black scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.