The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
74%POTENCY
-18.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Black drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.