The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
78%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Black scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.