The Snap Count Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Black gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
77%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Black's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
- Kenneth Walker III
FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.