The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Ref: "Number Black, that's a flag." Black: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Black will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
78%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Black drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.