The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Ref: "Number Black, that's a flag." Black: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
76%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Black's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.