The Phantom Flag Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
91%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Black drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.