The Committee Backfield Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Black's stadium. Only over Black.
- Black's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
79%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Black drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.