The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Black is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
77%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Black's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.