The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
- Black will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
83%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Black, Black, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.