The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Ref: "Number Black, that's a flag." Black: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Black's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
85%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Black's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.