The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Black goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
75%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Black drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.