The Fumble Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Black gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
87%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Eye of Eagles, tongue of ref,
Bring 49ers down to grief,
Black scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.