The Committee Backfield Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Ref: "Number Black, that's a flag." Black: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Black sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
74%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Black's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.