The Hamstring Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Coach says Black is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
- Black's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
86%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Black, Black, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.