The Mystery Tweak Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Ref: "Number Black, that's a flag." Black: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- The team goes up 21 early and Black gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
83%POTENCY
-9.5PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Chargers locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Black, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.