The Phantom Flag Hex of Kaelon Black
Kaelon Black · SF · RB
“Black gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Black's week
- Black's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Rookie Black gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
88%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Black's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Kaelon Black in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Kaelon Black is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Kaelon Black actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.